Curse

Mercury Angel · Mar 03, 2006, 03:57 AM // 03:57

Recovery {E} - 5en, 1/4th cast, 60 recharge
Elite Spell
Recover recharges instantly. Your skills are disabled for 12-(X/2) seconds.
Fast Casting

Spontaneous Human Combustion - 15en, 1/4th cast, 30 recharge
Spell
You take 300+(100X) fire damage and suffer from burning for 5+(X) seconds.
Fire Magic

Resurrect Self {E} - 5en, 2 cast, 10 recharge
Elite Spell
You resurrect yourself. You come back to life with 15+(3X)% health and 5+(X)% energy.
Healing Prayers

Amnesia - 5en, 1/4th cast, 12 recharge
Spell
You forget one random skill off of your skill bar. 50% chance of failure with 4 or less Domination magic.
Domination

Pet - 5en, 3 cast, 8 recharge
Skill
Touch target. If used on an animal companion, you attempt to pet the pet. If used on another player, you take 120-(5X) blunt damage to the face.
Beast Mastery

Edit:
For no real reason, I just wanted to clarify that this is a spin-off of http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...d.php?t=128938

The Renegade Healer · Mar 03, 2006, 04:01 AM // 04:01

Charity e15 r5
target enemy gains 15 energy, but suffers from daze for (1-2) seconds. This skill causes Exhaustion.

edit: rabies signet (that just sounds funny)
(pet attack) - attack target enemy for (150-300) damage and cause disease, poison, and daze for 20 seconds. 100% failure rate with Beast Mastery below 17.

(or, for fun, make it 100% failure with tactics below 4, and make the skill energy storage based, or something to that degree)

I pwnd U · Mar 03, 2006, 04:12 AM // 04:12

Whirlwinds 25En, 5 cast, 60 recharge
Skill
You and target foe are knocked down. You take (20-400) dmg and your opponent takes (0-1) dmg. You are knocked down for 10 seconds, target foe is knocked down for 2 seconds. Causes Exhaustion. 99% chance to NOT knockdown the foe if Earth Magic is below 16.

Starsky-sama · Mar 03, 2006, 04:13 AM // 04:13

"Heal Me!" [E] 20en/ /120recharge.
Elite Shout. Lose All Adrenaline and Energy. Be healed or get booted back to town. All other allies lose their fow armor.

"Signet of Vendetta" /2cast./60recharge.
Resurrect all foes. For 20-60 seconds player is immune. For 10-20 seconds All other allies take triple critical damage.

/jokez.

Ultimate_Gaara · Mar 03, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55

Scammage!
Cost: Your CD Key
Recharge: When you buy a new version of the game
Description: You are scammed in the most pathetic way possible, which causes you to post a topic about it on every GW related forum ( 75% chance topic will be closed if common sense is under 1)

zoozoc · Mar 03, 2006, 06:23 AM // 06:23

Error=7 [E] Necro, Blood Cost: 25 energy, Cast Time: 4 seconds
You cause an Error=7 at target foes location, for (1-5) seconds, they have a (1-4)% chance of getting an err=7. You get an err=7.

d4nowar · Mar 03, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury Angel

Resurrect Self {E} - 5en, 2 cast, 10 recharge
Elite Spell
You resurrect yourself. You come back to life with 15+(3X)% health and 5+(X)% energy.
Healing Prayers

Assuming you could use that while dead somehow, I'd use it.

Mercury Angel · Mar 03, 2006, 07:18 AM // 07:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by d4nowar

Assuming you could use that while dead somehow, I'd use it.

It's a spin-off of a "Battery-Operated Battery Changer" that only changes its own batteries. When you actually want to use it, you can't.

Murk · Mar 03, 2006, 08:04 AM // 08:04

Lagstorm ; 25 energy, 1/4 cast, 60 recharge

Create a Lagstorm at target foe's location. For 10 seconds, foes adjacent to that location are having lag and taking double damage.

FeuerFrei · Mar 03, 2006, 08:10 AM // 08:10

PEE! {E}(Shout)
1 Adrenaline, 200 Recharge
Pee on the ground. Your AL becomes 0. You have a (80-100%) chance of becoming a Female Character until you kill all monsters in the area and get back your manhood.

Wicked Shadow · Mar 03, 2006, 03:08 PM // 15:08

Life Steal {E} - 10 energy, 1/4 cast, 30 recharge
Elite spell. Sacrifice 100% health and steal (1-10000) health from target foe. (attrbute: blood)

Sol_Vie · Mar 03, 2006, 07:41 PM // 19:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by FeuerFrei

PEE! {E}(Shout)
1 Adrenaline, 200 Recharge
Pee on the ground. Your AL becomes 0. You have a (80-100%) chance of becoming a Female Character until you kill all monsters in the area and get back your manhood.

But being able to stand up and pee is one of the manliest things a guy can do!

The Mighty Toe · Mar 03, 2006, 07:43 PM // 19:43

Knock. Oh wait...

Symeon · Mar 03, 2006, 08:06 PM // 20:06

OMGWTFROFLMAO? Signet {E} - 0 energy, 1/10000000000000000000 second casting time, 100 second recharge time
Signet. For 100 seconds, all creatures in the area are knocked down for 1 second every time they move, attack, come under attack, use a skill, or type in the chat box. The message: 'OMGWTFROFLMAO?' is entered in the chatlog for all creatures in the area every second for the duration. The sound file 'OMGWTFROFLMAO.wav' is continuously played to all creatures in the area.

4runner · Mar 03, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57

4everHIgh {E} 5e 1/4 cast 420sec recharge

All members in your area, GEt Stoned for 420secs and attack 50%slower but do 75% more damage! This spell ends if you get the Munchies! (50% failure rate if 6 or less in Divine favor)

karunpav · Mar 03, 2006, 09:17 PM // 21:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by d4nowar

Assuming you could use that while dead somehow, I'd use it.

Yeah, it's sorta like the Solar-powered Flashlight.

Lambentviper · Mar 03, 2006, 09:30 PM // 21:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4runner

4everHIgh {E} 5e 1/4 cast 420sec recharge

All members in your area, GEt Stoned for 420secs and attack 50%slower but do 75% more damage! This spell ends if you get the Munchies! (50% failure rate if 6 or less in Divine favor)

heheh...divine favor.

But i'd use lagstorm on them.

The Mighty Toe · Mar 03, 2006, 10:27 PM // 22:27

"Hooray For Hackzorz" Shout {E}
10 Energy 100minute recharge

You receive 1000000 gold into your Storage and are thus banned instantly. For life. Forever. Say bye-bye to Guild Wars

bulletsmile · Mar 03, 2006, 11:31 PM // 23:31

Fart! (tihihihihiihi....)

Every nearby creatures notices that you fart and run for their lifes out of your aggro circle (good for running though)

dahlen · Mar 04, 2006, 12:45 AM // 00:45

Mantra of Truesight.
Stance - 30 nrg - Cast time 5 secs - Duration time 5 secs - Recharge Time 200 sec.

For 5 seconds you will experience an FPS-Boost of 50 fps. When Mantra of Truesight ends, you will suffer from a health degen of 10 and a devastating lag.